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Tuesday, May 03, 2005
So, my mom is 58 years old. Last night at my aunt’s 65th birthday party she tells this joke:
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
“Don’t expect me to get hard, I’ve just been laid.”
Ladies and gentlemen, my mom!
- posted by Debbie @ 9:01 AM
