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Monday, July 25, 2005
So, in health news: For some reason, over the past week or so, I have noticed an increase in pressure in my sinus. It makes me really tired, and I’m sick of it. I don’t know why it happens. Well, I have two theories. Ok, at one time I had three theories, but I ruled out brain tumor after a bout of powerful sneezing. I am not a medical expert, but I don’t think brain tumors cause sneezing. The first theory is that I am developing allergies. I am almost 30 and I have never suffered from them before, but once while gloating to my sister and cousin (both allergy sufferers) my aunt told me she only started to get allergies when she was in her thirties. Now her voice rings in my head, haunting me taunting me. Could this be the year it all falls apart? The second theory is that since I have been caught in the rain, not one, not twice, but three times, could I in fact have a summer cold? Whatever it is, it had better clear up soon, cause I don’t like it.

On the romance front: Yesterday I went into the internet café run by a very attractive guy I saw on my second day in Montreal. Man o man is he cute. My friend suggested we go in to “check our email” so we did. As she sat at the PC, I, ever so gracefully, strolled over to the counter to chat with the sweet one behind the cash register. I was confident in how cute I looked (thank you American Apparel) and as always, my hair looked great. I did my best to make small talk. We chatted about the business, my new laptop and sadly, his wife. Well, he isn’t sad about his wife, I am. Ok, I am over stating, I’m not sad about it at all. However, I need a new crush and I am currently accepting applications. All the prospective crush needs to do is exist. I will adore you from afar. We will only interact if we have to and when we do, I will always smile. When I walk away I will toss a sweet parting glance in your general direction. You will go one with the rest of your day forgetting you ever saw me, I will think of you for 20 to 90 minutes following our brief encounter. You will be the morning sun of my day, the raw sugar in my coffee, the cheese on my pizza.

So, should any boy reading this blog wish to be the object of my mild affection, tell me why you would make a good crush, please be brief and list two references.

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