Tuesday, August 30, 2005
So, the other day, I had drinks with my friend who shall remain nameless for the purposes of this blog. She’s a nice girl, honest girl, interesting girl. She’s got a bit of an edge and I like that.
Before we sat down for a drink she picked up a pair of shorts being sold at a discount rate at a sidewalk sale and said “Oh I like these but will they cover my…fat vagina?” I assumed she was joking, or perhaps I didn’t hear her right. But, no, she was serious. Girl has a fat vagina. I asked for an explanation.
Apparently Fat Vagina Syndrome (or FVS as we have come to call it) is common among Asian women. This is news to me. She tells me that Margaret Cho has one, as do some of her friends.
I have no idea what that would look like, no clue. Nor do I want to do any research. But, I wonder if it makes camel toe a chronic problem. I wonder if it would look all that different that a standard vagina. I wonder why it is common among Asian woman. I know that lactose intolerance is common in both the black and Jewish community. I know that osteoporosis is most common in older white women. But that FVS has me flabbergasted.
Anyway, you learn something new every day.